Tuesday, June 19, 2007

an urgent dispatch.......


To Burgraf Heinrich von Waffenschmidt

Minister of State

We are delighted to agree matters of trade and honour. We are delighted also to see a ray of light amidst the clouds of Mars. As two great nations may I call for you to agree a treaty of mutual benefit of the gravest concorde. In the event of an abhorrent invader desecrating either of our sacred soils may we pledge to send oneanother martial aid at the soonest convience.By doing thus may we continue to trade well and prosper together!What say you? Reply at your earliest convience that news may be broken at Midsommer!Of matters mercantile all is open to discourse if it be fair.

Duke Karl Frederick

2 comments:

Snickering Corpses said...

To Duke Karl Frederick of Tradgarland

Your Grace,

Their Graces have authorized me to conclude a non-agression pact between our two countries, as well as to propose the establishment of a joint river patrol to ensure that no soldiers or aid to our mutual enemies pass down the river we share in common.

Our forces are not yet in position to allow a formal pledge of complete certainty of armed assistance at this time. Let us say that we would each endeavor to aid the other to the fullest extent possible, considering our mutual security of grave importance. If this language is acceptable to Your Grace, I stand ready to conclude a formal accord to that effect at your convenience.

Our Minister of Trade also wishes me to inform you that we have ready a convoy of iron ore to assist you in development and arming of your own forces should you desire it, and we would be most interested in delivering samples of your fishing production to our markets to test the interest of our populations.

Respectfully,

Burgraf Heinrich von Waffenschmidt
Minister of State

tradgardmastare said...

Burgraf Heinrich von Waffenschmidt
Your reply is most pleasing to us on all matters.We shall sign once we have seen the papers.The formal accord must be signed prir to Midsommer.
Karl Frederick